5 Things People Get Wrong About Unicorns
1. “A unicorn? You mean one of those billion-dollar tech companies?”
Bill says:
Nope. I mean, I am magical and involved in tech—but I don't have a billion-dollar valuation (yet).
I run on sparkles, not venture capital. However, if someone wants to invest in maple syrup-based governance software, call me.
2. “Unicorns don’t exist.”
Bill says:
Oh really? Try telling that to Scotland, where the unicorn is the national animal.
And last time I checked, I have an email address, a website, a drone license, and a cross-country tour booked.
You try getting a VIA Rail discount if you’re imaginary.
3. “Is this one of those weird internet meanings?”
Bill says:
Absolutely not.
Let’s be clear—I’m not part of any ahem “alternative lifestyle” lingo.
I stand for transparency, good governance, and responsible meeting agendas.
Unicorns have standards. And BoardSpace Bill has boundaries.
- “Oh, you mean a horse with a horn?”
Bill says:
Excuse me? A horse?!
I’ll have you know I’m a fully certified, drone-operating, governance-savvy unicorn with a pink mane and an attitude.
Horses eat hay. I eat accountability for breakfast.
5. “Aren’t unicorns just for kids?”
Bill says:
Sure, kids love us—because they’re smart.
But adults need unicorns too.
Especially those trying to run nonprofits, condo boards, and meetings that don’t spiral into snack debates.
If anything, I’m here for the grown-ups who forgot how magical structure can be.